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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

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"If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you."
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taylordswift:


nostalgic-skull:

Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 
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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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tanpom:

PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.

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st0rmer:

Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

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